May 2013
aleeyago:
thegreekweegee:
emissary-of-wind:
imagineyouricon:
Imagine your icon becoming the new dark lord of Hell
This blog is the funniest shit because my icon is a drawing of myself
In which the Condesce kicks Satan out of management and floods Hell with seawater.
and kurloz is done with your shit
nic cage is satan
shutupaubrey:
you’ll find another girl man stop
unknownbearing:
RED, THE BLOOD OF ANGRY MEN
TEA, A DRINK WITH JAM AND BREAD
sometimelow:
this one time in sixth grade i was waiting for my bus because it was late and this girl was cleaning out her locker and a teacher was helping her and all of the sudden the teacher started screaming and the girl started crying and all i heard was “YOU HAVE A GOLDFISH LIVING IN YOUR LOCKER??!!”
misandrwitch:
Is This A Kink I Have Or Was This Fic just Really Well Written; an existential crisis in three acts
dirkjake-is-not-canon:
grace has an opinoN????? oh nooOOOOO thahHT CAN”“T HAPPEn SOMEMONE CALL CthHE PoLiICE THIS IS ffROnT PasaGE NEwWsS!1!1!!!1!
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
lizawithazed:
kijikun:
huntress-wizard:
Anyone else find it extremely ironic that we have a mail lady chasing a dog
Don’t fuck with the postal service.
Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL.
naoren:
Okay but
You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool
gloopday:
The team team
pepsie:
“AREN’T YOU TOO OLD FOR POKEMON???”
“GEN 1 WAS THE ONLY GOOD GEN”
reyairia:
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
spacecamps:
here are some nice things to do to waste time on the internet if you want to be distracted for some reason
read about notable cats (or dogs)
take a personality test
draw a nebula
read any book (apparently)
go through creepy wiki articles
watch a new tv show
go through thought catalog
listen to some mixes
make an acapella band
watch some penguins do things at seaworld
meladoodle:
iphone-420:
meladoodle:
dude if you want anyone to feel like shit just respond with ‘ok’ to all their messages like forreal
ok
you asshole
5 tags
ladybeemer:
“I don’t like this, but it’s cute”
“I hate this ship, but I like your drawing.”
“Man, I’d love this a lot more if it had this character instead”
